Rana tigrina Bhai in Punjab

Rana tigrina entered recently the ugly pond of Punjab Politics

By Zafar Imam


Rana tigrina recently jumped into the already ugly pond of politics of Punjab. A special show was arranged for him to perform his aerobics and croak before the general public. The show was free, no ticket was charged, instead folks were paid to come to the show and amuse from the aerobics and croaking sounds of Rana tigrina of Karachi. It chanced us to take an interview of him. Here is what our correspondent ‘Saain Sahaafat’ and Rana tigrina of Karachi interchanged:

Saain Sahaafat: Rana tigrina bhai, what do you feel after jumping into the ugly pond of politics in Punjab? I mean, wasn’t it ugly enough that you felt the need to jump in?

Rana tigrina bhai: (croaking) 1……2……..3…. ‘Khaaaaamosh’ (be silent)………….. [after a long, disgusting pause] I……have………..come for……………….inqlaaaaaaab (revolution) in Punjab!

Saain Sahaafat: bhai, what kind of revolution do you want? you are already part of the jungle government, now what do you want from it? didn’t you get your piece of the pie?

Rana tigrine bhai: (croaking)……. We need……….emancipation from……….. feudals…..we want to govern the pond overselves…………………..

Saain Sahaafat: bhai, what will be your strategy in punjab?

Rana tigrina bhai: we………….will play the same…….way……….as we do…………..in karachi……… we will…………..

Saain Sahaafat: (cutting him) use bullets, target killing?

Rana tigrina bhai: Khaaaaaaaamosh………shhhhhhhhh…..ham inqlaaaaaaab laengy………ham inqlaaaaaaaaaab laengy………..inqlaaaaaaaaaaaaaab…………

Sain Sahaafat: Ok Ok Rana Bhai, but what do you say about capitalists? you are often heard of speaking against feudalism, why have you never talked about capitalism? some people say you don’t talk against it because your home-pond is in karachi, which is capitalist. you take bhataaa through it, thats why you are silent about it. is it right?

Rana tigrina bhai: No…………. No………………It is a blame…………..blame………..blame……….ham bhataaa nahi lety, ham to awaam ki khidmat ke liye party fund lety hain………….

Saain Sahaafat: but people say this party fund is taken by using force, harasment and violance?

Rana tigrina bhai: No……blame……… Oh my workers! stand up! stand up against tyranny, stand up against blames! (Now weeping) aaaaaaaaaaah, hooohooohooooo, Ae mere allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ham par ilzaaaam lagaaty hain [Oh my God! they blame us] haaaaaaaaaaaeee, aaaaaaaaaaaaahh. inqlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab, inqlaaaaaaaaaaaaab, inqlaaaaab, inqlaaaab, hoooohoooo hoooo

[Other fellow frogs of Rana tigrina straight guns over ‘Saain Sahaafat’ and cry to the top of their voice, ‘bhai ko rulaya he tum ne? bhai ko rulaaya he, nahi bachogy…… tiger bhai mat cchorna saaly koand our correspondent Saain Sahaafat escapes from the place.]


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