How to become a Tahir Ul Qadri Prototype
January 2, 2013

Zafar Imam

Well, if you have caught on the recent ‘revolutionary’ storm which is uprooting Pakistan, and if you are a ‘Ghaiyratmand, bellyful, patriotic AlBakistani‘ you sure would like to become a Tahirul Qadri prototype. The bubblytude Mullah,  who is suffering from puppy fart syndrome,  came running from Canada with Radar Ass active. He was delivering a high voltage speech in Karachi that day. The crowd was sheep-locked in the ground, giving a notion of a Nerdist colony. (more…)

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Characteristics of a Civil Society Revolution
May 21, 2011

Zafar Imam

The layer of society, which calls itself ‘civil society’, consists of engineers, doctors, professors, lawyers, medium size businessmen, Rights activists, NGOtic persons etc. It can easily be distinguished as middle class – petit bourgeoisie. If they are the ‘civil society’, we the working masses, trade unionists, student leaders and leftists are happy to be called ‘uncivil society’, but let us remind them that this uncivil society is in majority in the world. (more…)

How to Make a Banana Republic
May 2, 2011

 By Zafar Imam

Banana Republics have mushroomed in our times. Let it be the East or the West; let it be a ‘democratic’ rule or an autocratic one, they are found every where developing with rapid speed. Even those states of past which were considered ‘welfare states’ are now rolling back their character and are fast lining up in queue for becoming banana republics. But most of these banana Republics exist in third world, chiefly the ex-colonial countries. Thus, it poses a great question before us that how a banana republic is made. Off Course, this question requires our fair attention. To make a banana republic, you surely don’t need any bananas. That’s why we are here presenting ‘How Tos’ of a banana republic. (more…)

Obituary of the Free Market Doctrine
April 18, 2011

 Zafar Imam

 It has emerged that famous doctrine of capitalism in the period of 80s – the ‘free market economy’ – is “sadly” no more alive in the practice, except text books. The creation of Jeffery Friday and cheerfully presented by Chicago School of Economics, the mantra of ‘free market’ died a rather shameful death in the credit crunch started from U.S some two and half years back. Washington Boys, since then have tamed a form of economic model much near to the state capitalism. But nobody has yet confessed that U.S,UKor other world economic powers have switched to the state capitalism in form of tight regulations, bailout packages and financial injections to boost the market, which was believed to be self-regulatory. In the wake of financial quake, this ‘self-regulatory’, ‘self-corrective’ metaphysical ‘free market’ didn’t work. It simply collapsed. Simply, without any further bogus slogans. (more…)